We’ve heard it all, honestly.
“Can you fit me in today?”
Usually right before a bank holiday when everyone suddenly remembers they have hair.
Sometimes we can, and sometimes not.
But if you want a guarantee, you have one available to you via our Booking APP or website.
“How much off?”
This is a surprisingly difficult question.
Anywhere between:
- A little bit
- A lot
- Everything
“Will this make me look younger?”
We’ll do our best, but we’re barbers, not magicians (well, sometimes we are).
“Can you fix this?”
Usually asked after:
- Home haircuts
- Holiday haircuts
- Haircuts performed by someone’s cousin
The answer is generally yes, but we’ll enjoy listening to the story first!



